PM: My brother from another mother, great to set up this interview. Long time listener, first time caller.
BP: …bout time bro! …doesn’t cost U nothing to say hi…or thnx bro!
PM: You’ve made quite a name for yourself on Twitter, what’s next for Bobby Parkerchuk?
BP: …what’s next?? more #THUNDER… just keep #CRUSHINGIT here at Winery Advocate TV…where we advocate for wineries…take helicopter trips they pay for…and then sell 3paks on Sindy!! #freeshipping
PM: Your father, Gary is really starting to ramp it up with his next book “The Thank You economy.” Will we see a book from you in the future? If so, what’s the title?
BP: …yes…i have a multibook deal… all ghost ritten of course…i don’t have the time to actually read a book let alone rite 1… the next title is the Thnx Bro Economy…how to score 99+ pts without really trying…buy it now on amazon! email me ur receipt for 75 copies or more and i’ll do a THNX BRO video 4 U and ur tweeps! then they can follow me on twitter!
PM: Who are your favorite personalities on Twitter and how do you rank them?
BP: …bro…i got so much luv 4 all the blobbers out there…i would luv to have a back and forth w them but squires won’t allow it…but i do have lots of luv 4 @dalecruse @robertdwyer @ajv and @marksquiresw … as well as @terroiristblog 4 his recent q & a but his Qs weren’t as good as yours…@1winedude also asks gr8 softball questions and luvs to advocate 4 wineries…but i have to hand it to @ruthbourdain…that bro/sis is really worth his/her #CdP07…
PM: Who are your least favorite personalities on Twitter, ranking, and why?
BP: …bro…i luv everybody! ..if they #buymybooks… but @rieslingAC seems like a pantywaist because he likes riesling…and @drvino is a blobber jihadist…and so many #antiflavorelites out there too like @remycharest @barboulud @anforanyc @terroirny @franklywines @slatewine @alicefeiring @randallgrahm …what a bunch of goat ball licking hi acid loving #VINOFREAKS
PM: Five wines, five ratings: go!
BP: …LOL! 2 EZ… #CdP07 Saint prefert..usseglio mon aieul…clos des papes…#BDX09…cos d’estournel…#BDX21 chateau petrus in #MAGNUM…all 100* pts bro!!!
PM: Any thoughts on Snoothgate?
BP: …what’s snooth? …sounds like something i got one time in thailand…
PM: What are your thoughts on the intersection of wine and social media?
BP: …if that intersection is @foursquare then i’ll check in!
PM: In a cage match, who would win – James Suckling or Hardy Wallace?
BP: bro…james “nice hair” suckling couldn’t win a cage match against a kitten…but i do luv him…and his new video blog…sucking up to wineries just like we do here at the winery advocate…so whoever that other guy is definitely wins…
PM: Any closing thoughts?
BP: …luv U bro!!! 99+ pts 2 U!!!!!
PM: Bobby, thanks for taking the time to answer our questions. Looking forward to this interview getting a 100+.
BP: hey bro…luv 2 talk w U & ur peeps! …gr8 questions here…if u ever want 2 talk about me again… @bparkerchuk me!!!